Türkiye

Now tell me... can you be more Turkish than the guy on the shot? Great shot BTW, with his head and ears at the golden corner (the thirds rule).

Recently, we Greeks started to like them Turks... for as long as we beat them in soccer games... We also support their entrance to the EU against all odds and against Sarkozy's and Angela's desires. We also trade with them and do cool business... you see, they are used to be taken advantage of by sly Greek and Jewish traders for centuries, that is... I had an uncle, retail trader, like this who they deported to Greece in 1963 after they found out he was stealing anything that moved for years, under their nose. What Turks are good at are winning battles and wars... but traders? No way!

Here's to you suckers! Greeks, Turks, Armenians, Jews, Kurds, Libanese, the whole lot of you... you are all born brothers among yourselves but still keep on lusting each other's blood... deep red as in the flag above...