FSJ is back! For sometime I thought he lost his mojo... it was just after that moron reporter blew his cover... some of the subsequent posts of his, following that appaling weekend that the news hit the press about how a certain Forbes senior editor Lyons was the person behind Fake Steve Jobs (FSJ), were not what we were used of him...In his latest post though, 'My lunch with Fester', he's proving his come back more than ever. It's hilarious! Priceless all the way. Without his persmission I am copying just an excerpt as an appetizer and urge you to go read the entire thing! Humongous!
(Steve describes here Steve Ballmer talking in third person)
'...Which brings me to my point, he says, but unfortunately it doesn't really bring him to his point because he starts going about intellectual property and how our two companies could both benefit from sharing our patent portfolios and cross-licensing our technology, and Apple has lots of great stuff and so does Microsoft and maybe we could find a way to work together in a new way that could be a model for the industry and this kind of bridge-building and interoperability is really what customers are crying out for and Microsoft has been reaching out to the Linux community and now that Apple is getting so much traction and market share it's important that Microsoft work well with our stuff and make sure that everything work together in the best interest of customers, blah blah mwah mwah...'
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